Hairspray Musical Lyrics

(You're) Timeless To Me

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(You're) Timeless To Me Lyrics

    Styles keep a changin'
    The world's re-arrangin'
    But Edna, you're timeless to me
    Hemlines are shorter
    A beer costs a quarter
    But time cannot take what comes free

    You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
    Just gettin' riper with age
    You're like a fatal disease, babe
    But there's no cure
    So let this fever rage

    Some folks can't stand it
    Say time is a bandit
    But i take the opposite view
    Cause when i need a lift
    Time brings a gift
    Another day with you
    A twist or a waltz
    It's all the same schmaltz
    With just a change in the scenery
    You'll never be old hat
    That's that!
    You're timeless to me

    Oh, Wilbur!

    Fads keep a-fadin'
    Castro's invading!
    But wilbur, you're timeless to me
    Hairdos are higher
    Mine feels like barbed wire
    But you say i'm chic as can be!

    You're like a rare vintage ripple
    A vintage they'll never forget
    So pour me a teeny weenie triple
    And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet!
    I can't stop eating
    Your hairline's receding
    Soon there'll be nothing at all
    So, you'll wear a wig
    While i roast a pig
    Hey! Pass that geritol

    Glenn miller had class
    That chubby checker's a gas
    But they all pass eventually
    You'll never be passe
    Hip hooray!
    You're timeless to me

    They dance

    You're like a broken down chevy
    All you need is a fresh coat of paint

    And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy
    You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!

    Some folks don't get it
    But we never fret it
    'Cause we know that time is our friend
    It's plain to see
    That you're stuck with me
    Until the bitter end

    And we got a kid
    Who's blowin' the lid
    Off the turnblad family tree

    You'll always hit the spot
    Big shot!
    You're timeless to me

    You'll always be du jour
    Mon amour
    You're timeless to me

    You'll always be first string


    You're timeless to me

    You're timeless to me

    You're timeless to me

    You're timeless to me!!