Legally Blonde Musical Lyrics


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Ireland Lyrics

    Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions?

    (sung) You're lost without your love
    Your heart is on the floor
    I can help you
    I've been there before!
    When I need to relax
    I just put on some tracks
    From this CD I bought for the store

    (Celtic chanting)

    (spoken) Isn't that relaxing? It's called CELTIC MOODS!

    (sung) When I'm lonely or feeling dejected
    I play this and it never fails
    I pretend like I'm in Ireland
    With Enya and the whales

    When my telephone gets disconnected
    Or I spend every night alone
    I pretend like I'm in Ireland
    Where the Irish bagpipes drone

    Smell the grass as a rainstorm is endin'
    People smile while I stroll past their farms
    With a redheaded sailor named Brendan
    And we dance without moving our arms

    In a bar once I met this guy Dewey
    And he bought me like 14 beers
    And he told me that he was from Ireland
    So I lived with him 10 years

    If I squinted he looked like my sailor
    Through my boozy delusional fog
    But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla
    Took my trailer and took my dog

    In Ireland they know how to love you
    You embrace in the misty Irish breeze
    And if your Irish boy tires of you
    You're allowed to shoot him in the knees

    Hey, you look like that poster for Ireland
    Long blonde hair and the sweet sunny face
    Oh no wait that's the poster for Sweden
    Oh screw it. I'll never see either place!

    But a girl sweet as you has a future
    You have hope as each new day dawns
    Girls like you always get to see Ireland
    Give my love to the leprechauns