Easy Peasy Lyrics

DANIEL (spoken)
Right. Make a delicious, nutritious meal
Here we go! Got a pot and a pan
And no idea what to do
Hey Siri! Show me videos on how to prepare a delicious, nutritious meal!

CHEF AMY (spoken)
Hi! Chef Amy here!
Are you looking for a delicious, nutritious meal that's easy to make?

DANIEL (spoken)
Yes, lay it on me

CHEF AMY (spoken)
Well today, I'm gonna show you how to make Chicken Fricassee with Summer Vegetables
And other simple recipes from the Easy Peasy Kitchen!

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy
This recipe
Is stride and true
Easy Peasy
A monkey can do it
And so can you!

CHEF AMY (spoken)
So, we got our ingredients all lined up here
The spices, the butter, the herbs, the oil
And the beauty of this dish is you can make it all in one pot!

DANIEL (spoken)
Okay..

CHEF AMY (spoken)
But it will require you to spatchcock the chicken

DANIEL (spoken)
Wait what?
Do what to the what?

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Spatchcock the chicken
Spatchcock
Spatchcock
Spatchcock the chicken
Spatchcock
Spatchcock

DANIEL (spoken)
Ok? Where's the spatchcocker?
Hey Siri! How do I spatchcock a chicken?

CHEF LOUIS (spoken)
Hello! Hello!
I am Chef Louis and today we spatchcock ze chicken!
And viola! Ze chicken!
Ze kitchen shears!
Put the chicken on the block, the breast side down and wham!
Then snip, snip, snip
All around the parson's nose

ENSEMBLE
The parson's nose!

DANIEL (spoken)
It doesn't have a nose! It doesn't even have a face!

CHEF LOUIS (spoken)
Now the parson's nose, is just a ridiculously posh way of saying the chicken's butt!

ENSEMBLE bawking

ENSEMBLE
You know what!
Chicken butt!

CHEF LOUIS (spoken)
Now grab those ribs
And rip!
Viola!

DANIEL (spoken)
Viola!
No!
Get back here chicken!

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy
This recipe
Is stride and true
Easy Peasy
A monkey can do it
So why can't you?
Moron

CHEF AMY (spoken)
Ok! Now it'll be a very good time to blanch the beans

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Alright

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Beans need blanching
Yeah

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Oh, you've all brought beans

ENSEMBLE
Beans need blanching
Yeah

CHEF AMY (spoken)
And to keep the potatoes from burning, it's best if you clarify the butter

DANIEL (spoken)
God!
Oh! Siri, clarify butter!

ENSEMBLE
Everything is better with a little bit of butter
But it's better not to burn it
If you burn it then it's bitter
You want to make it better?
Butter better better clarify butter
Better! Let me show you how you do it right now!

BUTTER LADY (spoken)
Ok! So it's very simple!
It just takes a little patience and keeping an eye on the pot

DANIEL (spoken)
Ok..

BUTTER LADY (spoken)
So! The first thing we're gonna do is get eight sticks of better

ENSEMBLE
Everything is better with a little bit of butter

BUTTER LADY (spoken)
Leave it in the sauce pan!

ENSEMBLE
But it's better not to burn it

BUTTER LADY (spoken)
But not too hot!

ENSEMBLE
If you burn it then it's bitter

BUTTER LADY (spoken)
And when it bubbles! You scoop up the creamy part on top!

ENSEMBLE
Better! Let me show you how you do it right now!

CHEF AMY (spoken)
Did you chop your vegetables?

DANIEL (spoken)
No!

ENSEMBLE
Better do it right now!

DANIEL (spoken)
Ok..

ENSEMBLE
Better do it right now!

DANIEL (spoken)
I will!

CHEF AMY (spoken)
Now spread the vegetables on the bottom of the pan
And to make this dish really come together
Here's the question you need to ask yourself

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DANIEL (spoken)
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COMMERICIAL (spoken)
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DANIEL (spoken)
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COMMERICIAL (spoken)
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DANIEL (spoken)
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Dizziness
Drowsiness
Nausea
Headache
And painful abdominal bloating
Constipation
Mild depression
Coldness
And possible death!

CHEF AMY (spoken)
And turn the heat up high!
And let's get cooking!

ENSEMBLE
Chop!
Mix!
Stir!
Shake it!

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Alright!

ENSEMBLE
Wham!

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
I've got this!
It's easy peasy!

Instrumental break

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy
This recipe
Is stride and true
Easy Peasy
A monkey can do it
So why can't you?
Easy Peasy!

DANIEL (spoken)
Should it smell like burned rubber?

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy!

DANIEL (spoken)
HOOOHOOHHO!

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy!

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Oh! Fire in the hole!
Fire on the hills!

ENSEMBLE
Easy Peasy!
A monkey can do it
So why can't you?

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
No!

ENSEMBLE
So why can't you!

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Oh my god
No!

ENSEMBLE
So why can't you!

MRS.DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
I'm trying here! I'm trying-

DANIEL (spoken)
HEYS SIRI! RESTRUANTS NEAR ME THAT DELIVER!

ENSEMBLE
A monkey can do it
So why can't you?