Make Me A Woman Lyrics

DANIEL (spoken)
Guys I need you to make me a woman

FRANK (spoken)
What?

DANIEL (spoken)
Miranda is hiring a nanny
And I put myself up for the job as a woman
And I have an interview tomorrow

ANDRE (spoken)
What?

DANIEL (spoken)
Guys, please, I'm begging you

DANIEL
Make me a woman
Give it a shot
Come on and give me the best you've got
I need help..
And I'm coming to ya
Hoping you can work your magic on me
With imagination, calculation
You can turn me into your greatest creation
I'm desperate
I'm in your hands
So take this man and make me a woman..
If you can

DANIEL (spoken)
Unless of course, this is beyond your abilities

ANDRE (spoken)
Oh no you didn't

FRANK (spoken)
Oh yes he did

ANDRE
I could do your face
With a marbling base
Rosy cheeks and ruby lips

FRANK
I could do a do
That could do good on you
Amber strеaks and golden tips

ANDRE
Lengthen thе lashes

FRANK
Hiding the brows

ANDRE
Wax the moustache

FRANK
Dress in a fabulous blouse

ANDRE
The canvas is plain

FRANK
But the surface is rough

FRANK & ANDRE
Wooh! This is gonna be tough!

DANIEL
Make me a woman
Give it a shot!

FRANK & ANDRE
We're going to give you the best that we've got
Give us a moment
Give us some room
Let us work our magic on you
With imagination, calibration
We can turn you into our greatest creation

DANIEL (FRANK & ANDRE)
I'm ready (Ooh!)
I'm in your hands (Aight!)

DANIEL
So take this man and make me a woman if you can

ANDRE
Where to start, it's hard to know

FRANK
So many ways that we could go

ANDRE
A pillbox hat!

FRANK
A pussy bow!

ENSEMBLE
And a trapeze coat like Jackie-O!

FRANK {ENSEMBLE)
Or maybe take the royal route
A shoulder gown or a palace suit? (A Valero Jacket!)

ANDRE
Testify! You're talking about my lady Di!

ENSEMBLE
Lady Di!
Turn back time!

ANDRE
How about snare!

ENSEMBLE
Snare!

FRANK
How about over here?

ENSEMBLE
Here!

ANDRE
Whoa Nelly!

FRANK & ANDRE
Maybe we can go a Little Grace Kelly

ANDREE
Oh! The gown!
Give me a drum roll, drummer!
We can do Madonna

FRANK
Madonna?

ANDRE
Madonna summer

Instrumental break

DANIEL (spoken)
Wait, wait guys
I'm sorry stop
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Stop
STOP!
I already did a phone interview

MRS. DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
She talks like this, dear
She's older, wiser
A bit more. Substantial

FRANK (spoken)
Why didn't you say so?
Eleanor Roosevelt

ANDRE
A dash of Julia Child!

FRANK
Margaret Thatcher

ANDRE
Janet Reno

FRANK & ANDRE
And a Little bit of Oscar Wild

ENSEMBLE
Eleanor Roosevelt and a Dash of Julia Child
Margaret Thatcher, Janet Reno and a Little bit of Oscar Wild
Eleanor Roosevelt and a Dash of Julia Child
Margaret Thatcher, Janet Reno and a Little bit of Oscar Wild

FRANK (spoken)
Ok, I think I'm getting it now!

ANDRE (spoken)
Tell me!

FRANK (spoken)
Remember that show we did with that girl?

ANDRE (spoken)
What girl?

FRANK (spoken)
Big pearl!

ANDRE (spoken)
And that fancy place?

FRANK (spoken)
With that wig!

ANDRE (spoken)
Yes!

FRANK (spoken)
From that night!

ANDRE (spoken)
Uh huh! Third self on the right!
We're gonna need a skirt!

FRANK (spoken)
Bright gold?

ANDRE (spoken)
Too bold!

FRANK (spoken)
Right

ANDRE (spoken)
What about black?

FRANK (spoken)
Not bad

ANDRE (spoken)
With a blue sweater

ENSEMBLE
Make him a woman

ANDRE (spoken)
Give me those skin tone
Panty hose and
Those light brown leather shoes!

ENSEMBLE
Make him a woman

FRANK (spoken)
Give him some antique earrings!

ANDRE (spoken)
Oh button stop!

FRANK (spoken)
You choose!

ENSEMBLE
Make him a woman

ANDRE (spoken)
Give her a purse and glasses

FRANK (spoken)
Pink ones!

ANDRE (spoken)
Let's not go berserk!

ENSEMBLE
Make him a woman

FRANK (spoken)
We're gonna need a mask!

ANDRE (spoken)
From a plastic-cast!

FRANK & ANDRE
Let's make it work!

ENSEMBLE
Make it work! Make it work! Make it work! Work! Work! Make it work! Make it work! Make it work! Work! Work!

ANDRE (spoken)
I think it's working!

Instrumental break

ENSEMBLE
Make him a woman give it a shot
Go on and give him the best that you've got! This is your moment! Now follow through! You got to do that magic you do With imagination, fabrication He'll be the result of your greatest creation He's ready He's in your hands Take this man and make him a woman! Take this man and make him a woman! Take this man and make him a woman! Take this man and make him a woman! Eleanor Roosevelt and a Dash of Julia Child Margaret Thatcher, Janet Reno and a little bit of..

MRS. DOUBTFIRE (spoken)
Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear.…