Avenue Q Musical Lyrics

My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada

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My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada Lyrics

    I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
    She couldn't be sweeter
    I wish you could meet her,
    My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

    Her name is Alberta
    She live in Vancouver
    She cooks like my mother
    And sucks like a Hoover.

    I e-mail her every single day
    Just to make sure that everything's okay.
    It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!

    Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
    Too bad
    'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
    It's so sad
    There wasn't a thing that she could do
    But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!

    I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
    But you can't because she is in Canada.
    I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
    So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
    I mean Vancouver!
    Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-

    She's my girlfriend!
    My wonderful girlfriend!
    Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
    And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!