Chicago Musical Lyrics

I Know A Girl

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I Know A Girl Lyrics

    Velma:
    Can you imagine?
    I mean can you imagine?
    Do you believe it?
    I mean, do you believe it?

    I know a girl
    A girl who lands on top
    You could put her face
    Into a pail of slop
    And she'd come up smelling like a rose
    How she does it, heaven knows.

    Reporter:
    Hold on, everybody, she's comin' out now.
    Roxie enters, followed by a very happy Doctor.
    Well, Doctor, is she or isn't she?

    Velma:
    She is.

    Doctor:
    She is!

    Velma:
    I know a girl
    A girl with so much luck
    She could get run over by a two-ton truck
    Then brush herself off and walk away
    How she does it, I couldn't say

    Billy:

    So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court?

    Doctor:

    Oh, yeah.

    Billy:
    Good...you wanna button your fly?

    Velma:
    Whilst I on the other hand
    Put my face in a pail of slop
    And I would smell like a pail of slop
    I, on the other hand
    Get run over by a truck
    And I am deader than a duck

    I know a girl who tells so many lies
    Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
    But what that mouse is selling
    That whole world buys
    And nobody smells a rat.

    Roxie:
    Oh, please Ladies and Gentlemen of the press - leave the two
    of us alone so that we can rest.

    Velma:
    The two of us?
    Can you imagine?
    I mean, can you imagine?

    Reporter:
    Can I have one last picture, please?

    Roxie:
    Oh, sure, anything for the press.

    Velma:
    Do you believe it?
    I mean, do you believe it?

    Roxie:
    My dear little baby

    Velma:
    "My dear little baby."

    Roxie:
    My sweet little baby

    Velma:
    "My sweet little..."

    Roxie:
    Look at my baby and me!