Hairspray Musical Lyrics

Cooties

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Cooties Lyrics

    AMBER
    Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
    They came from way far out
    In outer space

    GUYS
    Ah-woo

    AMBER
    And with her help
    They may destroy the human race

    AMBER & GUYS
    She's got cooties!

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    They've found a place to nest

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    If i were her i'd be depressed
    Long tailed, sharp nailed
    Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

    Eww, get 'em away from me,
    get 'em away from me ewww!!

    In science class
    She's like a walking show-and-tell

    GUYS
    Ah-woo

    AMBER
    Her pet skunk ran away
    'Cause it couldn't take the smell

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    Nobody want to sit by her

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    She don't need a coat
    'Cause she's got fur!
    Circle, circle,

    ALL
    Dot, dot, dot

    AMBER
    Hurry, get your cootie shot!
    Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    She's just as friendly as can be

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    She shows them cootie hospitality

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    She's like a living twilight zone

    GUYS
    She's got cooties

    GIRLS
    Cooties

    AMBER
    Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone!

    AMBER
    Black, white, red, green

    AMBER & ENSEMBLE
    Every colour in between

    AMBER
    Dresses like a circus clown

    AMBER & ENSEMBLE
    Somebody oughta hose her down

    AMBER
    Grew up in a cootie zoo
    I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

    And that's for you!