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Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

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Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Lyrics

    Long ago when I was five
    I snuck in the kitchen late at night
    And ate a doughnut with a maple glaze

    My father asked who ate the snack
    I said that it was my brother Jack
    And Jack got grounded for fourteen days

    I've lived with that guilt all of my life
    And the terrible vision that I had that night
    No, please! I don't wanna' go back

    Down, down thy soul is cast
    From the Earth whence forth ye fell
    The path of fire leads thee
    To spooky Mormon hell dream

    Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream
    You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now

    And now I've gone and done it again
    I committed another awful sin
    I left my mission companion all alone

    Oh God, how could I have done this to you?
    How could I break rule seventy-two?
    And now my soul has just been thrown
    Back into spooky Mormon Hell dream

    Down, down to Satan's realm
    See where you belong
    There is nothing you can do
    No escape from spooky Mormon Hell dream

    You blamed your brother for eating
    The doughnut and now you walk out
    On your mission companion, tch, you're a dick

    Jesus, I'm sorry
    Jesus hates you, this we know
    For Jesus just told you so
    You remember Lucifer?

    He is even spookier
    Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
    Kevin was caught playing hooky
    Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews
    It's super spooky-wooky

    I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
    To break the rules, please I don't wanna' be
    In this spooky Mormon Hell dream

    Spooky Mormon Hell dream
    Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
    The spirits all surround you
    Spooky, spooky, spooky

    I started a war who killed millions of Jews
    I slaughtered the Chinese
    I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
    I got OJ free

    You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two
    I left my companion, I'm way worse than you
    I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream
    (Spooky Mormon Hell dream)

    Oh, Heavenly Father
    Please give me one more chance
    I won't break the rules again

    I can't believe Jesus called me a dick
    Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream
    You are never waking up from spooky
    Mormon hell dream

    Oh, please help me Father
    (Down, down thy soul is cast)
    Please let me wake up
    (From the earth whence forth ye fell)

    Give me one more chance
    (This must be it, you must be there)
    I won't let you down again
    (You must be in spooky Mormon hell dream now)